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the academic life

Life!? Son, if the Academy WANTED you to have a life, it would have made it a MANDATORY COURSE!  Now sit and give me twenty pages on Dutch colonialism in Indonesia, and you’d BETTER by the Dean address the discourses of construction of gender, technology, and MOTORCYCLE CLUBS or I SWEAR I’ll shove that stack of tomes where the sun don’t shine!  Grad students make me PUKE!  Why do you ask me stupid questions like that!?